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Dit zijn de meest hilarische quotes van Hannah, Jessa, Marnie en Shoshanna over liefde, seks en andere heul belangrijke levenskwesties.
1 “I have work, and then I have a dinner thing. And then I am busy, trying to become who I am.” – Hannah
2 “You know what the weirdest part about having a job is? You have to be there every day, even on the days you don’t feel like it.” – Jessa
3 “My only limitation is my own mind. Like, I hold the keys to the prison that is my mind. – Hannah
4 “You look scary to to me. Like Mickey Mouse without the ears.” – Marnie
5 “I’m so happy to see you, I could murder you.” – Shoshanna
6 “I could be a drug addict, do you realize how lucky you are?” – Hannah
7 “Usually when people say they wanna be a writer they really don’t wanna do anything except, ya know, eat and masturbate.” – Ray
8 “Apart from the fact that I haven’t had sex I’m totally not a virgin. I’m like the least virginy virgin ever.” – Shoshanna
9 “I always promised myself I’d never get married until I had a swimming pool in my living room.” – Hannah
10 “Can you believe my friend told me she died so that she didn’t have to hang out with me?”- Jessa
11 “I donÂ’t hate your friends IÂ’m just not interested in anything that they have to say.” – Adam
12 “She keeps saying she has news, but I bet she just wrote a blog post or found a new hot dog or something.” – Marnie
13 “I don’t want to freak you out, but I think I may be the voice of my generation.” – Hannah
14 “Oooh I hate when people are early, it’s so vile.” – Jessa
15 “I just hope when I die that I don’t see it coming. I hope I’m already dead and then 5 minutes later I’m like what the fuck just happened?!” – Hannah
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